October 30, 2009 12:04 AM
HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
I was on my way home in the bus today when a conversation between two primary school girls makes me laughed.Girl 1: why do you like to be with older guys??
Girl 2: my mother said, if you want to get married, must get married to older guy. So I prefer guys older than me
Girl 1: why did your mom say so?
Girl 2:my mom say that guys mature slower than us girls, so u must get older guys as guys of same age would not be as mature as you are.
Girl 1: really?
Girl 2: yeah and my mom said that we girls turns old, ugly and saggy faster, so if u get an older guy, then it will be quite balance.
Girl 1: OOHH NO!! Then we will die earlier!!
Girl 2: your head ah!! Why are you so stupid?!?!?!
Hahahaha...girls get saggy, older and ugly faster. her mom must had taught her really well when it comes to choosing husband and the interesting fact is i think the two primary school girls are like primary five students. Very mature indeed.
P.S: Let fate decide your marriage as you will never find your true love with such criteria.
October 29, 2009 10:51 AM
HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
‘Where is the love?’I feel the weight of the world on my shoulder
As I’m getting older Y’all people gets colder
Most of us only care about money making
Selfishness got us following the wrong direction
Wrong information always shown by the media
Negative images is the main criteria
Infecting the young minds faster than bacteria
Kids want to act like what they see in the cinemas
Whatever happened to the values of humanity?
Whatever happened to the fairness and equality?
Instead of spreading love We spreading animosity
Lack of understanding Leading us away from unity
Got to keep my faith alive till love is found
Where is the love?
P.S: "There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread".
October 27, 2009 2:12 PM
HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
Top six most hardworking student of Sports and Wellness.Enjoysssssss...
#6
"Sleeping in style.."
#5
"I want my external flash..."
#4
"I'm an old aunty,needed more sleep you know"
#3
"i should stop watching porno all night man"
#2
"I miss my thai boyfriend.."
#1
"its very tiring trying to stop my leg from getting numb"This is the top six so far.
hopefully more to come.
i'm gonna bring my camera everyday
i'm gonna bring my camera everyday
so SB, becarefull.
hahhahhahahaahha...
P.S: Beware of your actions.
P.S: Beware of your actions.
October 26, 2009 12:59 PM
HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
Monkey?!?!I burst out laughing When the group of talents Or human dressed as ghost At the forest giant trail In night safari Started running out to me Asking for assistance And I was the nearest person They could reach at the moment
Talents: dude helps us out
Me: chill, what is the problem?
Talents: we are scared I started laughing
Me: you are suppose to scare people Not get scared
Talents: this is not funny at all
Me: okay, what is it
Talents: we got monkeys harassing us
Me: what?!?!?!
Talents: yes!!Monkeys, a group of them...
Me: okay guys, go back to the entrance
The trail was close for that moment Soon after a group of us Were finding these monkeys Because those monkeys are not normal monkeys That you see in the zoo Those are 'macaque' Macaque is highly dangerous When provoke or When something interesting Caught their attention Can be handbags Wallets or even caps And the last incident that happen was These macaque were attacking the animal nearby Which is the babirousa So guy’s monkey might be cute but not anymore once they start snatching your stuff.
P.S: never ever judge a book by its cover, You never know what lies beneath it...
12:59 PM
HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
'chicken curry??'an indian guy who exit from the bats cage
caught my attention somehow,
Me:Hi! goodevening sir.
Indian man:hello.
Me:i'm sorry but i think thats bat's waste on your coat.
Indian man:oh,no no,that is chicken curry.
he uses his thumb to clean his coat
and then he started sucking his thumb.
i was like eewww.
after a while,
he looked at me,
Indian man:hhmm,where is the toilet??
Me:straight down the slope to the left.
Indian man:thank you very much.
the indian man left.
and i started laughing out loudly.
yeah,so much for chicken curry on your coat.
caught my attention somehow,
Me:Hi! goodevening sir.
Indian man:hello.
Me:i'm sorry but i think thats bat's waste on your coat.
Indian man:oh,no no,that is chicken curry.
he uses his thumb to clean his coat
and then he started sucking his thumb.
i was like eewww.
after a while,
he looked at me,
Indian man:hhmm,where is the toilet??
Me:straight down the slope to the left.
Indian man:thank you very much.
the indian man left.
and i started laughing out loudly.
yeah,so much for chicken curry on your coat.
P.S: "I may not know much, but
I know the difference between bat shit and chicken curry".
I know the difference between bat shit and chicken curry".
1:06 AM
HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
Halloweenits halloween month
and night safari set up one of its trail
specially to commemorate this event
and thus the forest giant trail is selected
talents were hired to dress up as ghost
and their job is to hide in the forest
and frighten the visitors who decided
and night safari set up one of its trail
specially to commemorate this event
and thus the forest giant trail is selected
talents were hired to dress up as ghost
and their job is to hide in the forest
and frighten the visitors who decided
to take a stroll at the trail itself
on top of that
they also came out with the idea of
the tram of terror
whereby tourist will ride the tram
and they will embark on a journey to 'neverland'
the event was of a success so far
with all the priceless expression
and the screaming of scared adults
to the kids crying wanting to go home.
on top of that
they also came out with the idea of
the tram of terror
whereby tourist will ride the tram
and they will embark on a journey to 'neverland'
the event was of a success so far
with all the priceless expression
and the screaming of scared adults
to the kids crying wanting to go home.
P.S: are you afraid of the dark...
October 25, 2009 2:46 AM
HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
'Candles'my wish is coming true
erase the memory of your face
lost sight
couldn’t see
when it was you and me
one day
you will wake up
with nothing but “you’re sorry”
and someday
you will get back
everything you gave me
blow the candles out
looks like a solo tonight
i’m beginning to see the light
but I think I’ll be alright...
P.S:"everyone deserves somebody who treats them right"
P.S:"everyone deserves somebody who treats them right"
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