March 31, 2010 9:10 AM
HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
i got this from Faris's livejournal..
fat people ( )
hahah fat fat fat there are fats everywhere
dun understand how fat girls can get a bf...
isit because of money? lust? that they offer?
call me jealous .. but seriously i dun envy. fat people.
who does?
fat people.
hahah fat fat fat there are fats everywhere
dun understand how fat girls can get a bf...
isit because of money? lust? that they offer?
call me jealous .. but seriously i dun envy. fat people.
who does?
fat people.
fat people song
oh babyyy why u so fat
because i eatt eat eatt
oh baby why u soo fattt?
hang on. i wanna eattttt
oh baby why u soo faattt?
gosh im so hungryyy
oh baby why u sooo fatttt?
aunty two big mac
oh baby why u soo fat?
aunty two large fries
oh baby why u soo fat.?
two layers of clothes everytime
oh baby why u soo fat?
when i run i pull my shirt
so people wont see my fats
oh baby why u sooo fattt
i take picture close close so ppl wont know
im fatttttt
oh baby why u soo fat?
not fat at all la~
oh baby why u sooo fattt
i take picture close close so ppl wont know
im fatttttt
2:18 AM
HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
when i saw this cartoon i totally laugh like crazy but come to think about it, i find it true somehow... see it in my point of view, girls are insecure not only to how they look but to almost everything that is connected to them...and for guys, it different, we dun really care, we just wanna live life happily and to the fullest... that's what i thought... and speaking of girl and their insecurities, it makes me feel angry at times because of my girlfriend... sometime i feel like shouting into her hears and say that i love you only and take that as that... but you know girls, they expect something more from us guys and usually its way more then what we guys can do... i know i have not spend time with you during this holiday but you have to understand my situation, i got a lot of responsibility on my shoulder which is more important... its like a matter of life and death... its not that I'm being ignorant towards your feeling but i need to prioritise all the stuff in my life.. I'm on my own now, there's no one which i can depend on...i have to fight for my own life...all i could say is I'm sorry and i hope you understand my dear...Rabiatul Adawiyah Binte Ahmad Kamal, I LOVE YOU!! you are the only one in my heart right now... i will never cheat on you.. i hope you have trust in me...with that peace out people... March 29, 2010 1:32 AM
HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
every motherfucking Singaporean had taken the public transport in Singapore... you must be fucking lying if you said you never take the public transport before and you freaking suck big time at lying... In fact public transport had become one of Singaporeans daily necessity.. in means of travelling and transportation i mean...even i myself take the MRT to school and even to work and i love it... the reason why i love taking the train is because i am able to see a lot of funny activities in the train which somehow will make me laugh.. the MRT is one good transportation in Singapore that even the birds decided to stop flying and hop on the train to their destination...
and of course its normal to see commuters dozing off... like this fucking dumb guy down here, he looks like fucking motherbitch...
and there even couples who are too tired to get themselves a room to sleep so the train is their next best option i guess..dumb shit..
as for this auntie, I'm not too sure WHAT THE HELL is she thinking..i believe that she is not sleeping but pretending to sleep as he facial expression looks so fucking fake that almost anyone who see her face can tell in a single glance that she is pretending...fucking selfish motherfucker..
as for the next one, i think he just hop on the train just to sleep on the floor as i guess the MRT floor is more comfortable then his freaking bed..this is motherfucking stupid..
as for this bangla i think his just drunk and nothing else.. furthermore, if you were to see closely this motherbitch have only one slipper on his feet..
this once just break up with his Filipino girlfriend and judging from his body language, he must be motherfucking sad..anyway who would wants a bald bangla like him..so sad..
and of course taking the train can be quite boring at times so i usually listen to the music in my mp3or even play my PSP at times but i realised other ways of entertaining yourself like this kid who actually decided to make the MRT a motherfucking basketball court and started bouncing his ball away..
for the next picture i think he is a BOLLYWOOD REJECT... this motherbitch actually sing and dance as if he's in some bollywood movie..
this motherbitch here thinks that her father owns the MRT.. this bitch start clipping her toe nails..very hygienic indeed, wonder if the boyfriend is worst...
this is something i have never seen before..i think this motherfucking white guy thinks he's in Jersey Shore..he thinks he's some kinda hunk while the fucking reality is his not...he got a huge belly to begin with..a big asshole..
and of course some people think that the MRT is one great way to say hello to hell..this dumb bitch decided to kill himself by lying on the train track and let the freaking train run over him..I'm not sad for him to begin with but I'm actually sad for those guys who had to clean up his mess and also those who got their journey delayed due to this dumb bitch.. a piece of advice to all those who wanna commit suicide, please die and not give other people trouble..
the next and the last picture is the most interesting.. the picture might not portray anything wrong but for your info, the guy and the girl is not a couple... so what happened was the girl was sleeping and the guy pretends to sleep and then decided that he need something soft to lean his elbow on so the most soft and comfortable thing down there is the girl's breast...get it..this motherfucking guy is a motherfucking pervert..
so girls please beware of who you see next to and the next time you take the public transport, keep a look out for funny activities happening..with that peace out people...
March 28, 2010 1:10 AM
HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
i don't know what happen to my girlfriend but she is freaking furious when she got to know that i so called declare Emma Watson as my girlfriend even though that's not the fucking fact.. it was just suppose to be a joke but i like to see her jealous cos its shows that she love and care for me... so what i did now is, I'm trying to irritate her further.. firstly i change my blog picture from one Emma Watson picture to another Emma Watson picture...really cant wait to see how she react to this..hahah... she respond to my previous joke with her wonderful sweet and whatsoever shit about Joe Jonas.. yeah the gay brothers... and i swear to god, I'm not motherfucking jealous...not even a fucking bit...hahahaha....and to add on a lil bit more, i actually uploaded a beautiful picture of Emma Watson on this post..hahahha... I'm a motherfucking idiot i should...but whatever..peace out people... March 27, 2010 6:13 AM
HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
5:02 AM
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today we end rather early so we have to wait for the transport to come.. and mean time i actually tried riding Raden's bike..he's riding a WR 200 scrambler bike... after the ride, i placed a huge cross on scramble..scrambler is not my type of bike not because i nearly fall while turning but i don't like the feeling of riding Scramble, the speed, the pick up, the sitting position.. almost everything doesn't feel right.. so scramble is totally out of my list now... so TZM here i come..with that peace out people.. damn fucking tired and my legs hurts like a freaking crazy motherbitch...
March 26, 2010 2:41 AM
HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
shall not say anything else..will not comment any further.. peace out people.. March 25, 2010 4:08 PM
HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
Me: Dear i got a new girlfriend, hope you are not madGF: Your serious, you are kidding right?
Me: I'm serious. Do i sound like i'm kidding?
GF: WTH, who is she?
Me: you don't know her.
GF: tell me!!
Me: i uploaded her photo on my blog.
my girlfriend was so overwhelm by the news that she actually when to check my blog straight away and got to realise that the new girlfriend of mine was Emma Watson... hahahahahahah...peace out people..
11:40 AM
HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
my internet connection was being an asshole today..cant connect to the internet for four fucking hours and i find it really dumb.. wad for pay for a broadband with internet connection but you got the broadband without the internet connection... tried a lot of stuff to get my connection back but the outcome sucks till i finally decided to call up Singtel to check what happen... the freaking irritating thing is, the dumb motherbitch dont even know wad is wrong and it piss me of further..i end up fixing the problem myself...so much for Singtel helpline..more like dumbline...why waste your fucking time being a technician but you know not a single fucking shit... useless dumb motherfucker... im soo piss off till im freaking tired and i wanna slp... peace out people.. March 24, 2010 12:02 PM
HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
what can you work as if you have a fully able body but you are just lazy to move your ass and work?? the answer will be begging.. become a beggar and you will earn a basic salary of $10 per day... being a beggar had become a very competitive job that everyone have to come up with new creative and attention grabbing ideas such as this few ones..
98cents ransom?? must be a dumb kidnapper
i dint know that Boogieman eat closet door..
this guy must be a total dickhead
horny bastard, should give him money to buy condom instead
this guy must be a part time researcher..hahaha
great idea, use idols to publicise and get more revenue
no comments
this is wad we call lazy but smart but stupid...hahaha..thats all.. peace out people..
10:38 AM
HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
fashion industries had gone one level higher in their creativity in creating a new trend... i do pity them at times as they will be fucking dumb when they ran out of ideas to create new collection...so they come up with stuff like this one..
if you still had not realized anything strange other then the dumbshit on his head then take a closer look at the next picture..
starting from today i will open my eyes freaking wide to spot for people who value this kinda fashion...totally amazingly unique i shud say.. 10:24 AM
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10:18 AM
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im suppose to be sleeping now but its seems like that is not gonna happen... im like awake for almost 20 hours now... whatever it is, i love this girl here...she is one of my favourite... sometimes i wonder why are this ppl not borned in Singapore and maybe become my girlfriend...fat hope Mikhail..hahahahaha 3:41 AM
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today is my first day handling one station on my owe after about two week of training at Hardrock cafe. was a lil blur at first and slowly i started to see and do things better. i dare not put the blame of my blur-ness on the busyness of the restaurant. like usualy guest come and go but im proud of myself today as i actually got compliment from a guest. im starting to realise that my job there is not just plain boring servers job. its more then that. i notice that i started talking to guest differently and i felt really comfortable..its like you are serving your friends at your house open house or something.. and the result to that, i actually got a compliment which entitled me to get another Hardrock pin of my choice.. am really grateful to Mr Melton and Ms Aileen... they are very understanding and very approcable and i got to know that he is a teacher in some secondary school... they were really happy that they give me a compliment letter and to further increase their happiness, i actually celebrated his Birthday for him... he was really thankful and im happy for him.. as far as i am concern, im starting to love this job..hahaha
as promised from my earlier post, here is my result. wasn't really pleased with it eventhough i did better then semester one and my GPA actually improve... it is just bcos i expected to get at least a 2.5 GPA but i end up with 2.333.. WTH.. and one more thing that irritates me is that the subject or module that i concentrate more produced a weaker grade as compared to those modules that i dint really concentrate.. so... morale of the story is, don bother studying just flip through mother fuckers... studying is just a waste of time...if you are a real dumb mother fucker then you will heed my advice...hahahha...thats all for this post..will post another one soon..till then peace out mother fuckers..
March 23, 2010 6:52 AM
HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
as we all know its "Kumar's Night" every monday in Hardrock Cafe and for those who are dumb motherfuckers who dun even noe that then this is one great information for all of you. and for those of you who are still in a daze thinking who the hell is Kumar, its the guy above. he is one of Singapore's finest stand up comedian. thats what everyone been saying. judging by the way she perform, sorry, he perform, i got to agree with those people. for those who are confused due to his gender and of course the picture above, Kumar is actually a guy who try to be a female. the actually picture of him is coming up and you will be able to tell what gender he is now..
yeah thats him up there, he usually dress up as a lady in all his performance. i dun really bother to ask him why but i think its quite obvious why he is dressing in such a manner. but overall, Kumar is nice person with a nice personality and how i noe?? cos i work in Hardrock cafe so i ever did interact with him before.for those of you who never been to or seen any of his comedy, maybe you would want to search Youtube for her video. search under DRAG QUEEN. you should be able to find his video. so its Kumar night, thus there are alot of shemale and trannys at the cafe and i was shock to see this one particular person. the picture is coming up.
some of you might know him/ her. this particular person is Munaji from Aksi Mat Yoyo. yeah im not kidding.. this is what he had become..hahaha.. and of course he was there at Hardrock for Kumar's night.. i was shocked to see him at first actually as the moment i see his face it reminds me of some tv show that i've watch when i was small which is Aksi Mat Yoyo..hahahah.. really sorry cos i cant find pictures of him before this TREMENDOUS transformation..so yeah.. she was there with a group of gays, shemale, trannys.. whatever you call this people..hahahah.. it just makes me wonder, what is this world coming to..more people are becoming or transforming or should i say resulting to this..what the heck are they thinking..at the end of the day i had alot of fun working and listening to Kumar's jokes.. but for now im a lil nervous as results for year one sem two examination willl be out in a jiff...cant wait to see how i did for this exam.all the best to me and i will update once i have the result and of course the time to blog..for the mean time.. peace out people..
March 22, 2010 5:30 AM
HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
this ppl up here may not be the best ppl to hang out with if you dunnoe them but this are people whom i miss. till noe i still remember each and everyone of their name and all the things that we do in school. all those memories and stuff. from helping a fat Farid to become slim all the way to Anatta who put on her P.E short inside out and not realising it. poly life is way diff from sec sch. is harder to see class bonding and everyone taking care and helping one another so that everyone will be happy and contented. when you enter poly almost everyone become selfish and self-centre, only caring about themselves and dun even bother to take short peek at their surrounding to the extend of purposely hurting other and even backstabbing. Poly life= shit. maybe im just unlucky to have such a class in poly.
5:17 AM
HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
i noe some of you might say that my blog looks gay or a lil bit childish or im just immatureto clarify things, my blog's background is not some kinda gay cartoon or stupid cartoon
that all of you stupid motherfuckers watch on tv this is "Inuyasha". its a japanese anime
seriously most of you ppl out there will start wonderin if theres such anime. for the record there is its just that only great ppl watch this kinda anime and not Naruto or some kinda cleaning agent called bleach im not an anime critic but i dun bother your favourite tv show
so just stuff your hands in your assholes and keep your motherfucking mouth shut.
but sometime it tires me out man i gt 168 episode and 30 new ones are coming out
and im like at episode 103 still a long way to go but the series is worth spending my resting time on it eventhough its coming to an end anytime sooner alrite gg back to my anime.. peace out ppl..
4:43 AM
HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
im officially broke this month
and i guess this is the worst month ever
i never been soo damn fucking broke
so now im telling the whole world to come forward
and donate some cash to me
bullshit!! no one will donate money to me
and im not a beggar to begin with
life have not been easy on me
have been busy working
no time to spend the holiday for myself
which means i dun even have time for my gf
im really sorry, i din want it but i was force to
no money no talk you noe.
ultimately money makes the world goes round
so if i dun work for money
its the same as im rotting on bed
whatever it is if theres any kind soul
out there who wish to help me
to free me from this suffering
please feel free to contact me
MONEY MONEY MONEY!!
I WANT MONEY!!
March 01, 2010 3:12 PM
HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
few new addition to the family
when i say addition
it doesnt mean ppl
but its motorbike
firstly its this bike above that you see
this one here belong to Haiziel
a freaking TZM which is my dream bike
everytime i saw this bike i will get heartache
the bike is freaking nice and also
bcos i dun have a bike yet
due to SSDC shifting place that is why
my TP test is delayed soO FREAKING long
if not i think i would alrdy be riding
however this is only one
one more coming up
yeah, another TZM
this one belongs to mr Iswandy
not as nice as Haiziel's
but its still nice
because it TZM man.
now left me and Fai
before we complete our own clan of TZM
then we will be riding around all we like
and not be like any other TZM clan
cos they are just nonsense man
dun even noe what the hell they are doing
with a freaking good bike such as TZM
maybe they should go and ride spark or wave
or maybe some stupid "kapcai"
what an embarrassement to all TZM riders
they should stay at home
dig their assholes and sniff till they sleep
hahahahahahahahaha
with that guys i wanna say
CHOWW OOII SSAAII MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
4:44 AM
HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
Here is my next postSomething is happening to me
Starting this week
I’m working at Hard rock Café
I can’t wait to work as
It’s the only place where
I am able to work
In an environment that I love
Not because of F&B but
This café plays hard rocking music man
Especially from bands that I like
So I really look forward to this job
Can’t wait to rock and have fun
With that I wanna say
Chow ooii saiii motherfuckerss!!
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